Im gonna read. She may not be gay. But then, you know, the years went on and people watched the show and liked the show saw that I was the same person I was before plus I started giving stuffaway and people love free stuff. Fine dining. -Hows the dining? I journaled and I wrote poetry. But if thats your song when youre 30, its still your song when youre 85. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. I dont know Theres a red ink pen in there just in case you have to grade papers or something. She said she held my head. Is she gonna be OK? We keep things we all keep things that are, you know, I dont like to waste things. We never bought anything. Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. Transcribe your audio files to find high-impact insights in minutes. In the end, everything will be all right. But my grandmother lived with us when Iwas a little girl and if an Aspirincommercial came on the air she would getup from the sofa, go to the TV turn itdown, stand in front of it and hum a hymnreally loudly like [Ellen hums a hymn] So you can imagine my fascination with Aspirin when I was a little girl. And in the bad times, remember, they wont last forever. [ Gillian comes out ] Gillian: I can't believe I have to come on a talk show to see you anymore. I just danced as a joke. You have nice feet. Sit down and eat and pay and leave, right? Excellent choice. I hate when they say excellent choice right after me. There was this one station manager, and this is a quote: No ones gonna watch it. I just think when something istalked about and when you seerepresentatives of whatever the subjectis it demystifies it. Youll wear them until theres alittle tiny hole starting and youre like:Thats not that bad. Thats a simple little hole that you can just Your heel can be pokingthrough, its like a halter top foryour foot. Were always like Thats what you look like. I dont know why they insist on doing it. Andy Lassner: (01:15) I mean, whenever youre closeted, youre always thinking about it. This is my second month of quarantine shows. I have a lot of ladders I have a six-foot, I have an eight-foot I have the extension, the 20-foot aluminum. [crowd cheers] [claps], That was before I got my new voice. Nothing happened, so they just And then finally, in 1928, some gay guy, you know he was gay, for sure. Read the full transcript of her commencement speech here. And I thought I wouldlike to talk to God, not just pray but Iwould love to be able to pick up the phone and call up God and ask questions and get the answers. I mean all throughout history, no one sliced it? I said: Yes, thats what I wear. He goes: Thats the wrong kind of shoe foryou. Negotiations breaking down tWitch: (08:24) Its sword and gun day, I am 60 years old and Im dancing to Back That Ass Up. Id like to give a shout out to the Funky Chicken. Industry-leading accurate legal transcription to ensure you dont miss a statement. Delicious, as a matter fact but when I went into the bathroom I was all alone. Put that in perspective. I was like [crowd laughs] I was on Aspirin a lot. Transcripts & captions for a better media workflow. Yeah. Maam. And anyway. She starred in two television sitcoms, Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and The Ellen Show from 2001 to 2002. This is my homework for my online Spanish. And the haters are gonna hate, hate, hate, hate. -Thank you. Jen Aniston has dry eye. Its just gotten out of hand. As she told Parade, her parents were devout Christian Scientists, explaining she "grew up in a very conservative home." Her childhood, she admitted, wasn't easy, especially after her parents divorced when she was 13. DeGeneres says allegations of a toxic work environment on . Im going down back in stay there for a little while.. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up [crowd laughs] Ill bring some books, Ill read for sure. The Ellen DeGeneres Show March 8, 2004 Ellen: Please give a warm welcome to Golden Globe and Emmy award winner Gillian Anderson! Its very delicate. Everything changed. [crowd laughs] [claps] If I have to do that, thats good. So there's that. I was told that today is Teacher Appreciation Day. Youre vegan? I kinda had to tone it down a little bit, I had to dress differently. Birds it turns out, love music. I cant move right now. So I have a step ladder, but I love it just the same, I do. That is definitely I lost my sitcom whenI came out and Its not like nobodywarned me. Ill bring a gown in case theres a captain from a boat that I have to have dinner with. Trulicity? I mean, there are gay football players, there are gay baseball players there are gayhockey players, there are gay doctors, lawyers there are gay hairdressers, you guys. You know. It was filmed at the Beacon Theatre on Broadway in New York City, New York on May 2, 2003. Im sweatin in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah. And its not about the money. Does that cancel it out in any way or What if I had two cats, does that make mequestioning or am I not quite gay at that point? She has authored four books and started her own record company, Eleveneleven, as well as a production company, A Very Good Production. She has won 30 Emmys, 20 People's Choice Awards (more than any other person), and numerous other awards for her work and charitable efforts. Comedian and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has been in the spotlight for decades. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, DeGeneres said she had planned to end the show after season. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up millionaire | 15K views, 250 likes, 55 loves, 35 comments, 8 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Ellen DeGeneres: I bet each one of these kids is a millionaire by now. That is lovely energy. Now when you fly, its like I mean yourewalking down the aisle to your seat,which is you know 10B or whatever it is Its like Noahs Ark. I mean [crowd laughs] I refuse to be a barbarian anymore. Shake it off.. Im the be-kind girl. We dont care. The bar is set pretty low at this moment. Does it work? That was a mistake, too. If youre in your forties and youre still living in your parents house, maybe then find another dream. I was so angry atfleas and I was like And I just thoughtthey must do something because I do trulybelieve that everything in nature works together. DeGeneres' stand-up success led to her own sitcom, "Ellen," which aired from 1994-1998. And when I married Portia, she had a little ladder. The book is in the library. Thats Thats my Happy Birthday fist right there. Mazel tov. Im not just a spokesperson, Im a gay. Thats the thing about the internet and social media has changed all of our lives. Host Ellen DeGeneres continues to deliver uplifting, inspiring, and hilarious experiences to viewers. I thought that you had to be a famous alumnus, alumini, aluminum, alumis; you . No, thats not what you do. Still Oh, thank you. The thing is, I didnt pack correctly. If you are graduating this year, first of all, I want to say congratulations. Some of the restaurants are trying to figure out how to help vegans. Libary. Hoe, who is you playin wit? Gillian: And it didn't happen. [crowd laughs] When I roll it, I make sure theres nothing in there, in the pockets. dear Ellen. This was Ellen DeGeneres 's second HBO special. But Im not [crowd laughs] Oh, look how happy you are. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now: Directed by Joel Gallen. My dadwould only get a dollars worth of gas, all thetime. Oh my God, youre so happy Im not vegan. Thank you so much for being here,Seattle. Cause people do that to me. Thats good. Anyway, it turns out that its May, in case you lost track out there. [crowd laughs] [claps], I dont have that many childhood memories. Buenas tardes, estudiantes. Mazel tov. We stand up. Lets call it sometime mid June. Maybe its right for Ive gardened. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. Try Rev and save time transcribing, captioning, and subtitling. During the fourth season of Ellen in 1997, she came out as a lesbian in an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show. I was hoping for more of a really. But it was really. Ladies and gentelmen please welcome ellen degeneres All right thanks aww thank you very much thank you thank you thank you very much well..thanks what a lovely way to start work.thank you very much I.. -Yes, but I got one in the hand and thats worth two in the bush. Thats I do have an injury thats kind of a problem for working out now. People arentafraid of it anymore like dandruff. Only when you hit the dance floor, will you dance. Yeah. Whooping cough, back hair, crying And itsjust They should say anything at all: Side effects could be, think of something. A source told the Daily Mail, who reported the news early Wednesday, that "Ellen knows her time is up . I was raised in New Orleans and we Its a wonderful place to grow up and Iwas raised Christian Science. But just in the last year or two for no reason, really. Clearly, shes crazy. They were vaping and And they were like: Its Ellen,oh my God, its Ellen. And Im like [crowd laughs] and then I realized I pulled up, and the gaspump was over here and my tank was back here, on this side ofthe car. [crowd laughs] I cant see. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up -No, not at all. As a film actress, DeGeneres starred in Mr. Wrong (1996), EDtv (1999), and The Love Letter (1999), and provided the voice of Dory in the Pixar animated films Finding Nemo (2003) and Finding Dory (2016); for Nemo, she was awarded the Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress, the first time an actress won a Saturn Award for a voice performance. Thank you very much! Web. [crowd claps] Unless youre lost in the woods and you see a path. As reported in the Los Angeles Times, the comedian sold the . Like What is Aspirin? What is happening? Oh my God, it was just like I mean, wed be in the car, driving past the drugstore and Id be like: Im gonna get Aspirin someday. My parents divorced when I was 13. But I really, you know, as much asthat was an imprint that celebrities werespecial and, you know, I knew that I didntthink I was gonna be a celebrity. Happy birthday They should be wherever theyre supposedto be. Yep, the green beans. Its usually a Prius, isnt it? Ive never been back there. You know, theyll be like: I dont know if I should be in this relationship. 05:07. People who live in glass houses should never throw stones, but they should always wear pants. I was talking to this woman and shewas telling me about her kids recital orsomething. Theres a squirrel. Its down the hall pass the Medal of Freedom, pass the Emmys pass the Peoples Choice Awards past the Kids Choice Awards, the Teens Choice Awards the Mark Twain Prize, the Peabody. One photo shows David sitting in a chair leaning on his white Gibson guitar, while Iman is laid back on a bed* Im the manager. Just draw the bath. So Im sitting in the tub and Im lookingout of the window at the rose garden and Tatiana was tending to the roses and I knocked. So, now, that particular look, the mullet,the outfit, everything is on the internet forever and ever andever. -Are you in any pain? And Ididnt know what I was gonna do. Hi, everyone and welcome. I want to make you feel good for an hour, at least an hour really. But unfortunately, most of the country is social distancing, a lot of graduation ceremonies have been canceled, if not all, I think. https://www.scripts.com/writer/ellen_degeneres/5244. Why? Please, change. Ellen Degeneres: (00:00) Oh. Andy Lassner: (06:25) I had to wear necklaces, crazy things, really. But thedifference is, when you do somethingstupid youre just a person someone saw doing something stupid. Is that okay? Did someone have a bird in the hand and said: Theres two in the bush. [message received noise] [crowd laughs] Id send her this. Ill wanna have a poncho on. They insist on memorizing your order. [rap song playing] Yeah, yeah, Ay, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances And [crowd laughs] So I was excited by celebrities. For fiveminutes it was really celebrated and then everyone changed their minds. Speech-to-Text API for pre-recorded audio, powered by the worlds leading speech recognition engine. Boss died by suicide at a hotel Tuesday, according to a report from the Los Angeles medical . But the fine dining. This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. Got your eye on any good medication you want to tell me about? and it wasntmeant to be funny. And So, I had to do that bathmat scoot all theway across the bathroom to get to the towel. If youre graduating from college, Im so impressed. Its amazing, we were poor cause we never had medicine. DeGeneres opened the last hour of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" by discussing the progress that had been made since the series premiered in 2003, noting that she "couldn't say 'gay' on the show". Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. I went to a gas station to put gas in my car And theres a group of teenageboys across the way and theyre like really cool. I love that we imagine that were gonna curl up and read a good book. [crowd laughs] I gotta get the fuck out of here. Your email address will not be published. Top-rated television show host and New Orleans native Ellen DeGeneres was the keynote speaker at Tulane University's 2009 Commencement. We all have our things that we do, that kind of doesnt make sense. It's all on Hulu. Directors Joel Gallen Starring Ellen DeGeneres Genres Comedy, Arts, Entertainment, and Culture Subtitles English [CC] Audio languages English I had a successful sitcom. Through her show, she brings her humor and talent for tackling topical issues into viewers' lives with her distinctive style . Today is the first day of the rest of your life, or maybe tomorrow or the day after that. The one thing people get really upset about is when they find out Im vegan. And Andy knows this, I actually get asked every year to give commencement speeches, but theyre usually during the week and I cant do it because its the same time that I tape the show. Take a left at the gift shop, and that is the front door. I think people have a tendency We look atsomebody and we decide we know all aboutthem. I dont think she did. And for me it was a dead battery, but, We all have people, that we know, that look into signs way too much. So, I think, you know, if more gay peoplewould endorse and not in acommercial, like, but, although Can you imagine: Hi, Im Ellen DeGeneres. If you go to a restaurant, unless itsa vegan restaurant. I said: Well, they werent watchingme at night. Everybody was all nervous about dandruff and then Sofia Vergara does this Head & Shoulders commercial Her son has dandruff. We get a junk drawer. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up It does get better. Watch Think Dig Deeper Customize this lesson 48 Why do you say the hand? We are all the same and we are all relatable. Just becausethey knew I was gay. Because looking back on it, I was the only dude and I was a senior in high school trying to try out for an all-girl dance team. I dont know if I shouldget it. Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right foryou. Why is that my job? These are good if I have to do this. -Ill get the asparagus. But I'm honored that you've asked me here to speak at your common cement. Ill put mine on real quick. See those leaders start to frown And you can seethey have rhythm. I dont wanna stop you. [crowd claps] Yes, I turned 60 this year. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Look, theyre fine. I know when Im feeling down and Im looking for inspiration, I turned to the Dalai Lama who said, Never lose faith in the truth. I mean People werent talking about dandruff. I dont think thats a good thing. Ellen DeGeneres: ( 04:48) All I've ever wanted to do is make people feel good and laugh, and there is no greater feeling than when someone tells me that I've made their day better with my show, or that I've helped them get through a sickness or a hard time in their lives. DeGeneres has hosted the Academy Awards, Grammy Awards, and the Primetime Emmys. If you go home, we all have the same stuff in our junk drawer. Its like your childhood, through your adulthood, you wear those things. Thats what Ive noticed. At summit talks youll hear them speak But I would say, follow your dream First of all, I thought you did a great job, but follow your dreams. Like Oprah, Ellen, which premiered on Sept. 8, 2003, was a solid hit.With a mix of DeGeneres's witty banter and dance moves, which she showed off daily at the top of the show, celebrity interviews . Thats very cool, and look where you are now, huh? Ellen: Yeah, how's the tour going? You goaround them and show them how they shouldbe driving and then you hit a red light. Its when I learned that the truth will always win. [crowd laughs] [claps] Youll notice the difference in as littleas 48 hours. You buy a ladder when youre an adult. *Ellen holds up two black and white photos showing David and Iman modelling clothes. This performance video featuring comic Ellen DeGeneres gets a simple treatment for its release on DVD. Get a weekly digest of the weeks most important transcripts in your inbox. FOX Image Collection via Getty Images. I graduated high school Im still lost I just was doing anything to pay rent and I shucked oysters, and I sold vacuumcleaners and I worked for a landscapingcompany I was a waiter, which by the way I thinkeveryone should wait tables at least oncein their life. But I said: What do I do about that? He said: Nothing. People see me, whenever they see me anywhere, theyre like: Dance Ellen, dance. And Im like Im getting a mammogram. I think it sounded like that. Parmesan where my accountant lives Sorry about that. to me. We know that now. with the money, yeah, dont act funny, yeah In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter published on Wednesday, Ms. DeGeneres denied that the workplace allegations had anything to do with her departure, saying she had long known 2022 would. For DeGeneres, who built her career on playing versions of "Ellen," by appearing, as a . In 2010, she was a judge on American Idol for its ninth season. Ellen Degeneres: (01:16) Im And Im kind, Im a good person. Go back and watch the special but Anyway, I finished writing it. Like weall live behind big gold gates down along winding driveway and to a big round motor court with a fountain in the center shooting up in the air and double doorsleading to a two-story entrance andmatching curved staircases to the secondfloor and a chandeliermade of crystal and gold toilets, and What else do I have? Mazelel tov, graduates. Because players are gonna to play, play, play, play, play. Unless, of course, you got your degree at TikTok, then youre set for the rest of your life. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. Read the transcript of "Ellen Degeneres: Relatable" (2018). I get out of the tub and Batu hadforgotten to put the towel next to thetub. Ellen Degeneres: (03:17) Theyre looking at me, and Im looking atthem and I get back in the car and I pull around. There were fleas everywhere. They dont know who he is. Can you imagine that Thomas Edison is there and the Wright brothers and Is the guy who sliced the bread here? He was using me as bait, hoping that Charlton would go: Oh, cute little girl. And come over,you know. I'm bringing back some classic punchlines this week. But I was hiding a part of myself and whenever we hide anything from anybody, its because were worried about what someone else is gonna think of us. They stabbed at it with their sword. I say 10B, does a plane go back thatfar? 2 Mar. Back that ass up Im gonna prescribe you pot and a pet.. She took a chance on me. Im gonna see what that is, right there,with that because I have to see this and No, I know youre next to me but youre still wrong, even though you caught up. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. They didnt let her on, thank God, but Imean, not that she doesnt need it. A trailblazer for LGBTQ activism and awareness, DeGeneres received early acclaim for her skills as a standup. Andy Lassner: (07:48) I know how important that is. And Thats when you grow. Like: What was my choice? Andy Lassner: (00:24) DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. Help me. And then I passed out. Yeah. [message sent noise], And shed send me this. Thank you for taking a chance on me. Ellen Degeneres: (07:36) That was big of her, so yeah. And when we see signs like that we think that means that were on the right path which by the way, we are all on a path. Theyre flying and they think theyve got it all but they dont. We dont try socks on because we trust Because the size is so Its likesize three through 11. I have 15 on right now. Youre worried that someones gonna know and so, it is on your mind, so subconsciously were aware of that. Just Hows this gonna go? You don't have a barrel or anything like that? If you wanna see how happy I am, if youll zoom in on my fist there. Itll put everything in perspective. [crowd laughs] Gold toilets. Start your free trial to watch Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now and other popular TV shows and movies including new releases, classics, Hulu Originals, and more. Ellen Degeneres: (00:27) And it had been the whole time. 4. I love that phrase. You know what? I appreciate it. Like he was probably at a party in the 20s. Andy Lassner: (00:50) That was a religion we were. Create a better, more engaging experience for every student. Going out with a bang: 'Ellen DeGeneres Show' final guests include Michelle Obama. Ellen DeGeneres has told viewers she is ending her long-running TV show because "I truly have felt like next season was the right time" to bring it to a close. Ellen Degeneres: (04:32) Theyre missing outon music that they could be flying and then getting down on the you know. Because it is when I realized how strong I was. Shouldnt be a problem. [crowd laughs] Hm. I want to make you feel good for an hour, at least an hour really. Yes. You know, like, were gonna go home later that night lying in bed talking: I still cant get over that waiter. This show features Ellen doing the brand of comedy which made her famous, as she focuses on the sort of everyday problems and quirks to which we can all relate. Make a n i g g a want to grab that, autograph that Yep. Thank you. Her brother is musician and producer Vance DeGeneres. Hoe, who is you playin wit? I moved into this tiny basement apartment and you could hardly stand up in it. And I said: Yes, why? And he said: Well, do you think youre still relatable? And [crowd laughs] I said: Yes, I do think Im still relatable. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. [message received noise] [crowd laughs] I send her this. Its like, now, theres anything you couldpossibly want in the bathroom. Ellen DeGeneres is apologizing to her staff in the wake of allegations that her talk show fosters a toxic environment. If youre graduating high school, congratulations. [message sent noise] [crowd laughs] She sends me this. On the heels of her announcement that she would be ending her daytime talk show after almost 20 years, the longtime host bought back her Montecito, California . My publicist,my agent, my manager anyone making moneyoff of me said: Dont do it. But, you know, my worst fears came true because you know, and thats why people stay closeted. The show was actually called "These Friends of Mine" in its first season, but the name was changed to avoid . The Best Speech-to-Text Solution for Your Business Learn how Rev fits into your businesses workflow. I thought so, I thought [crowd laughs] Theres nothing more embarrassing than when you pass up a slow driver to showthem the proper way of driving. I was younger than that I think Michael Jackson was in NewOrleans and I was so I heard where he was, that what street he was on and so, Ichased, I didnt chase. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now YouTube Movies & TV Comedy 2003 Buy TV-PG Ellen - Here and Now - Go-gurt redsoxfanification 16K views 10 years ago Ellen - walks into sliding glass. Yep, I like these, Im gonna get these. I can't move right now. After nearly two decades The Ellen DeGeneres Show is coming to an end. Okay. DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. Can you do it without? We all had to have a tall friend to reach things for us. Good afternoon, students. By Morgan Sung. Do you have anything to say to the Did you graduate college? Like everyone has a fear everyones scared of something. 0:00. -It is? I roll it real tight. These cookies do not store any personal information. Oh, yeah. Ellen Degeneres: (00:19) Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (1,088) 7.6 60min 2003 X-Ray 7+ Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. March 16, 2022. -Thats how we do it, dont know. Im not really vegan, I say it for the joke. ELLEN DEGENERES ENDING TALK SHOW IN 2022 AFTER YEAR OF BRUTAL HEADLINES The conversation between the two continued with several more awkward moments, including Johnson admitting she was. But I find, when we go on vacation we pack for who we want to be, we pack for this fantasy personality that were gonna have when we go away. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! And if youdont know Christian Science, it is areligion that does not believe in doctors or medicine. Cause I used to writeall the time. Heres a little bit of what I know. Yeah. Obviously, a lot of grads, this is a tough time to be starting out. Ellen Degeneres: (04:51) Im gonna give you something for that. That was I wish that was a joke, but its not. - Oh, and a Diet Coke." Ellen DeGeneres You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah 0:50. For the college grads, I want to salute you for getting your degree in science, history or whatever youre graduating in. In my life, Ive been through some incredible highs and some tremendous lows, and the one thing thats true about both of them is that they pass, so cherish the good times. I didnt have waterproof clothes, I didnt have waterproof shoes I didnt have the right things. "I learned. There was a woman trying to get on theplane with a peacock the other day. If you put your money where your mouth is, you might end up swallowing a penny. Class of 2020, parents, teachers, custodians, lunch ladies, principals and crossing guards. If Im out somewhere and people have a baby Theyll hold it out towards me like, for me tohold it and Im like: This is cashmere, no.. However, when I saw her stand up special, Here and Now, I laughed to the point of tearsI don't think I'd ever immediately admired a comic so much. Bread has been around forever. [background song in the video] And then I sent her this. But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. Translated on-screen subtitles for videos. And [claps] And that time, after I came out, was really one of the hardest periods of my life, it was. This is This is a true story. You cant do anything about it, its a inflamed nerve from wearing the wrong kind of shoes. He said: Do you wear like soft-soled shoes, like tennis shoes? listening. Ill speak with the chef and yes. Girl, who is you playin wit? I dont know who started that. Speech-to-Text live streaming for live captions, powered by the worlds leading speech recognition API. 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